Category Archives: Animals

Mysterious Bird and Fish deaths in Arkansas

I’m afraid that the birds and fish that died all of a sudden in Arkansas are a sign that the world is ending! Whatever it is, it’s scary!


Jaws

Shark week! need I say more?! I’m not getting in the ocean ever again…


Do you need your toilet snaked?

I’m scared that one day i’m going to sit on the toilet, and a snake is going to pop out! I don’t even want to think about what would happen next.


Shouldn’t you have to pay extra to swim with the alligators?

I’m afraid that I will mistake an alligator for a pile of leaves in the pool, and when I jump in the alligator will attack me and drag me under the water.

Ok this guy deserves to get bit!!